Thoughts for Today, Tomorrow, and Whenever...

Birds of a feather flock together . . . and then crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight... The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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What would you like to see as a Parody?

My mind was wandering down that soft fluffy road of imagination, taking it's own sweet time, stopping to browse the many interesting ideas of What ifs, and Imagine thats, when it came up with various thoughts of what might be some funny parodies of songs and t.v, shows from  …

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Pyschiatrists Vs. Bartenders.....

Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

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Of Ticks and Morning Sex.....

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.

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Ms& Diabetes.... A Warning about Diet Drinks, etc...

This was E-mailed to me today, and I found it to be a very interesting topic concerning health issues

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What Makes 100% ???

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

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Things to Think About, Other then Politics.....

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT ! 1. You spend the first two years of their life Teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend The next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward For not killing your own children.

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Daddy, How was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

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Why Cowboys are Smarter then Government Officials....

There was a Montana cowboyout in a remote, mountainus pasture, when a man came towards him in a brand new Cadillac. The man had on a new suit,hat, shoes, and sunglasses.The man asked the cowboy, " If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have, can I have a calf?"

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The Wongs and a Dementia Test...

The Wongs; Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

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De-Stressing....

A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART? HELLOOOOOOOOO!

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Childbirth at 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

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Sleezeball McNuggets Esq. The Childhood Years....

Picking up from where I left off, little Sleezy was from quite a large family. His dad working two jobs, and his mother, quite the seamstress.

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Thank heaven for Little Girls......

Not too much good has happened today, but I have found three good reasons to be happy today. My daughter Stephanie is back on her meds to help stabilize her moods;

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Giving Up the Wine...

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

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I Think This Man is on to Something.....

This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it! Dear Mr. President:

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Eve's Side of the Story

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

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Two Prostitutes....

2 prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes - $50.00 A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

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I Found it.....

I found it... And you thought there was no such place, huh???? You will all be so pleased to receive this...... How many times have we been 'up there without one!' My work is done. A coworker sent this to me, who knew she had such a sense of humor?

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Nevada Brothel Hopes Male Prostitutes Will Boost Business

They can't say only women are being taken advantage of now...lol

The Monkey's Disgrace

Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree, discussing things as they are said to be. Said one to the others," Now listen you two, there's a rumor going round that can't be true. That man decended from our noble race. The idea is a great disgrace."

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Nature Walks, and the Sense of Peace Within....

As I got off work the other day, after a last minute couple of large orders at the resteraunt that I work at, I was a wee bit stressed out, as Pam, my coworker and I had wanted to be out of there on time for once.

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An Unauthorized Biography of Sleezeball McNuggets Esq.

Hello, my name is Squeezy, and I am here to tell you the story of how I came to meet Mr.Sleezy through a mutual friend of ours, Vdub / aka Ms. AssGrass, and consequently came to work for him as well. But first, here are a few words as to the origin of his name.

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