Autumn's Child....

Autumn's child, so strong and wild, sometimes loud, never mild. Teasing, onery, sometimes mean, often silly, never goes unseen. Quick to pounce, quick to run, quick for trouble, faster for fun. Always hungry, always growing, thinks he's smart, and all-knowing.

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Grandma's Adventures with J.J. Part I ...

Grandma got to spend some quality time with her only grandkid a couple of days ago; It was a beautiful, early fall day, so the little man and I decided we'd go for an adventure over to the playground a few blocks away. Our little town we moved to after Steph, J.J.

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Cleaning Troll-Filled Gutters.... Helpful Hints for the Troll-Impaired...

Well fellow viners and agents, it's almost Autumn again; and time to rid our gutters of the trolls that infest them during the rest of the season.

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Life Starts, when Abuse Ends..or, Breaking the Cycle Before it's too Late...

As some of you know, from earlier articles, I, until the age of 4 was a child of the streets, a product of neglect, and of abuse from both parents.

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It's My Bed and Couch! No, it's Mine!

Milo and Otis, aka Bratz and Chewski, having some down time, after having rescued our boss, started getting restless in the way young dogs do, and decided to wrestle over who had the rights to the couch and the bed on the couch.

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You Know Your Dog is Spoiled, if......

There are many people that claim they spoil their dogs, but here are a few signs that your dog is spoiled rotten. (1) They plan their own menus. (2) They have breakfast in bed everday, and it's always toast,bacon and eggs.

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Friday the 13th..... A Trollic Frolic...... An attempt on My Life.....

Friday the 13ths have always been the trolls favorite time; in fact they are considered holidays in their world. August ones are their favorites, as it is usually a hot and steamy day, which puts even the most untrollish people in bad moods.

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Chewskie and Bratz: Arf-B- Eyes...

Having set up our T.B.I. agency, Our boss Hek, our chaplin and Katana expert Augar, decided we needed a couple of young and intelligent troll-sniffing dogs, so Doug, our driver, and myself set out in search of a couple of likely candidates.

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Poetry by Edgar Allen Troll.... NeverMore....

Here I sit at the pc tired and teary, pondering trolls, short and hairy, thinks thoughts of madness and furor, while those trolls continue their sprees of terror.

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T.B.I..... Troll Bureau of Investigation...

Dun da dun dun.... Dun da dun dun duuuuuunnn (dragnet music) Friday, July 3rd, 3:45pm.... A call was sent out to us to investigate the illegal firing of said workaholic. The day, warm and sunny, abut 90 degrees in a small podunk town in midwestern Iowa.

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Doug of the Divine Recipes is in the Hospital...

My sweety Doug, the man who loves to torture all us with his great recioes is in the hospital. He woke up from a nap last night with a reaction, that we aren't sure of, but think it has something to do with his blood disorder, Poly-something-or-another.

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Cyanide.....

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."The  …

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Forgetter be Forgotten....

Forgetter Be Forgotten?My forgetter's getting better,But my rememberer is brokeTo you that may seem funnyBut, to me, that is no joke

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A Poem for L.Kessler and Baby... Pastel Dragons with Soft Downy Wings...

This is my present to you and your baby, Lucy, it's not much, but I hope you like it.

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It's a Blunderful World.....

This, sadly is closer to the truth then most people are willing to admit. Maybe not all of it has occurred yet, but some of it will, if we don't pay closer attention to what is going on right under our noses.

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To All the Beers I've Chugged before.....

Yes, it's me again; your friendly neighborhood song spoofer, back to offer up to you, Free Of Charge, songs that I have managed to mess up all in the name of entertainment! I have picked at this time, a particular favorite of mine, that I have made fun of in the past.

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Fridays are for Fluffernutter Salad!!!!

Have your kids, grandkids, nephews or nieces, or friend's kids been driving you crazy for something sweet to eat? Are you concerned about the nutrients they are currently getting, what with all the fast food, junk food, tv dinners, etc.

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Super Salad for the Season....

Tonite I did something I haven't done in years. I made one of my famous salads that used to go faster then the other dishes during cookouts. Remember this was before I had ever met my sweety-Doug, and I was a younger version of who I am today.

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My Oldest Boy turned the big 2-5 Today.

The question is, did he act 2, or 5? My oldest son Joseph turned 25 today, and I'm completely sure, that is how highhic I.Q. is, according to the way he has been acting.

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The Secret World of Trolls...

I am back. After a prolonged absence, of which I was not idle, I have returned with new information about trolls, what makes them tick, what their interests are, etc.

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Thoughts for Today, Tomorrow, and Whenever... (repost)

Birds of a feather flock together . . . and then crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight... The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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What would you like to see as a Parody?

My mind was wandering down that soft fluffy road of imagination, taking it's own sweet time, stopping to browse the many interesting ideas of What ifs, and Imagine thats, when it came up with various thoughts of what might be some funny parodies of songs and t.v, shows from  …

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Pyschiatrists Vs. Bartenders.....

Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

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