Birds of a feather flock together . . . and then crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight... The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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My mind was wandering down that soft fluffy road of imagination, taking it's own sweet time, stopping to browse the many interesting ideas of What ifs, and Imagine thats, when it came up with various thoughts of what might be some funny parodies of songs and t.v, shows from …
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Tuesday I went into work, and got fired.
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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
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I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.
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This was E-mailed to me today, and I found it to be a very interesting topic concerning health issues
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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
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THINGS TO THINK ABOUT ! 1. You spend the first two years of their life Teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend The next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward For not killing your own children.
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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
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There was a Montana cowboyout in a remote, mountainus pasture, when a man came towards him in a brand new Cadillac. The man had on a new suit,hat, shoes, and sunglasses.The man asked the cowboy, " If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have, can I have a calf?"
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The Wongs; Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
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A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART? HELLOOOOOOOOO!
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
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Picking up from where I left off, little Sleezy was from quite a large family. His dad working two jobs, and his mother, quite the seamstress.
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Not too much good has happened today, but I have found three good reasons to be happy today. My daughter Stephanie is back on her meds to help stabilize her moods;
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
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This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it! Dear Mr. President:
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.
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2 prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes - $50.00 A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
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I found it... And you thought there was no such place, huh???? You will all be so pleased to receive this...... How many times have we been 'up there without one!' My work is done. A coworker sent this to me, who knew she had such a sense of humor?
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They can't say only women are being taken advantage of now...lol
Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree, discussing things as they are said to be. Said one to the others," Now listen you two, there's a rumor going round that can't be true. That man decended from our noble race. The idea is a great disgrace."
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As I got off work the other day, after a last minute couple of large orders at the resteraunt that I work at, I was a wee bit stressed out, as Pam, my coworker and I had wanted to be out of there on time for once.
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Hello, my name is Squeezy, and I am here to tell you the story of how I came to meet Mr.Sleezy through a mutual friend of ours, Vdub / aka Ms. AssGrass, and consequently came to work for him as well. But first, here are a few words as to the origin of his name.
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By far the most powerful hand-held we've ever tested!
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just wanted to say thanks for the seeds & articles...really like the troll one! i like to read your comments and appriciate your views. your column is often a nice place to decompress. maddad
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I read your comments on the story about the Macedonians planting trees and wanted to remind you to check your preferred variety of cherry tree to make sure that it doesn't need a pollinator. Some cherries don't do well without them at all. On the other hand, there are many combinations of sweet and tart varieties that do well together and would give you some to eat fresh and others to eat in pies.
— anthropo
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I read your comments on the story about the Macedonians planting trees and wanted to remind you to check your preferred variety of cherry tree to make sure that it doesn't need a pollinator. Some cherries don't do well without them at all. On the other hand, there are many combinations of sweet and tart varieties that do well together and would give you some to eat fresh and others to eat in pies.
— anthropo
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I saw your comment on the story about the Macedonians planting trees about planting fruit trees. Don't forget to check and see if the varieties you want are ones that do better with a pollinator. If you plan it well with cherries, you can match up sweet and tart varieties that do well as cross-pollinators and have bigger crops on both as a result.
— anthropo
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hey sue thanks for the help and Im glad you are on this vine :)
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There seems to be a growing trend since the posting of my original article on August 17, 2009 about trolls and the growing frustration regarding their negative behavior.
Police are considering pressing charges against a Darwin teenager who concocted a complex abduction story to evade being caught clubbing by her mother.
When I was a child, the thought of eating liver was so gross. When I became an adult, I was able to put away childish things and began to eat liver. In the 30+ years since I have been eating it I have never once questioned it's palatability, until now.
Okay, since the "incident," I have said nothing. Nothing! I have made close to zero appearances on the Vine at all, except to respond to a few comments on my articles. You've bullied me into hiding. You've posted slanderous comments and articles to cover your butts.
I saw a link to a cool pin map on Rottlady's profile so created my own guest map. I hope you'll go to my map and place a pin! It's always fun to see where readers are from.
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