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Well fellow viners and agents, it's almost Autumn again; and time to rid our gutters of the trolls that infest them during the rest of the season. We all know that everyone starts being nice during the next 3 to 4 months in the hopes that Santa Doug, ummmm Santa Claus will bring them something nice.
We are now working on ways to oust them pesky trolls out of our vine-gutters so we can have a clear and open communication area. My associate Doug and I were discussing this last night and came up with a few things. Feel free to add some if we fail to mention them.
1. Always prepare an intelligent, non-insulting repartee to respond to their comments. This confuses them, as they have limited intelligence and have no idea what a dictionary is to look the meanings up. On the other hand, if they have no understanding of what you are saying, they won't know if they are being insulted or not, but to be on the safe side, if you don't know that troll, play it safe on the intelligent comments. Which brings us to the next one.
2. Know your troll! We have all seen trolls running amuck all over the vine. Some prefer the political areas, which are prime breeding grounds for the little rascals. The people that like to hang out in those areas pretty much know who those trolls are and what their behaviors and comments are. One can therefore determine on how to deal with those little beggars in a just and calm manner. This is called sweeping them up in a rug, rolling it up, and having it hauled to the troll holding facilities, currently at the G.G.G. headquarters. They are working furiously,night and day to figure out ways to rehabilitate these poor lost trolls...ummmm souls...
3. Never under any circumstances, bring up any of their relatives, such as their mama. It smacks of incest, and they like that too much. As an example, if one says something about their mama and what said person did to her, the troll might ask if she (the troll's mama) was any good, and did they take pictures, and ask if she grunted or squealed....
4. Never let the troll be aware of the fact, that you know they are stalking you, and trying to get you in trouble with the divine rulers of the vine. If one keeps calm while these trolls are posting accusations as an article on the vine, they will be in effect cleaning themselves out of the gutter for you. Hmmm Self-cleaning trolls.... who knew?
These are just a few things we discussed after I escaped from the facebook games. Yes, I was being held prisoner on zooworld, farmville and a couple others.....lol
